the life of baby jude

As you may know, it's fashion week in NY. In honor of his event, I would like to model my new fall look for you. It's a rainy, cold day here in NJ, so I thought today was a perfect day for the unveiling. I'm wearing two articles of clothing from two fashion houses you may recognize-- Old Navy and Target, with the brown shirt, made of the finest soft cotton from the former and the dark jeans from the latter. Also notice that I'm posing with the must-have fall accessory-- the omnipresent cell phone. Put that in your pipe and smoke it, Joan Rivers.

Mommy wanted to get a picture of me with my sneakers and coat on (Stride Rite and Carter's, respectively, thank you very much) but I threw a bit of a tantrum. It's what any self respecting model would do after a long morning posing for pics. How much can one person take? By the way, Mommy, I better get a an extra special treat at dinner tonight for this. Linda Evangelista didn't get out of bed for less than $10K a day, and frankly, I deserve at least a cookie for my troubles.