28 July 2006
"Your eyes are as blue as the ocean... and I'm lost at sea"
Mommy & Daddy thoroughly enjoy a cheesy pick-up line. Well, luckily for me, I don't really need to use them. One, I can't talk, and two, the ladies come to ME. I'm so lucky, it's almost criminal. Well, anyway, M&D looove the line, "Nice bum, where ya from?" Well, in a heat-induced delirium (I swear it's like the Amazon here in Jersey), Daddy came up with a baby friendly spin on that old classic-- "Nice fanny, where's your nanny?" So, readers, if you know any kids that need to use that line, please pass it on. I'm sorry, but it's gold.
Having said that, I've decided that the world needs more baby/toddler personal ads. I mean, it's not like we're looking for romantic involvements, just friends to play toys & sing songs with, really. I came up with a few. Tell me what you think!
"ADORABLE WAVY HAIRED TODDLER looking for someone to share a good board book with. Must have hair and be on solid foods. Those still on formula need not respond."
"FUN! FUN! FUN! LIKE PLAYGROUPS? If you're eight months or older and sitting up, join us Saturdays on my living room floor. My toys are umatched by any other baby, hands down. I provide the milk, you bring the snacks and we'll call it an afternoon."
"YOU WERE SITTING IN YOUR MOMMY'S LAP. We were at Dr. Maniar's office on Eagle Rock. I was the hazel-eyed boy in the tie-dye. You tried to stick your fingers in my mouth. I bit you with my four teeth and you didn't cry. Let's meet up again sometime."
"HATE NAPS? ME TOO!! Let's play in our cribs together while our mommies think we're sleeping. I've got awesome crib toys and my mobile is bright and stimulating. Call me!
Seriously, folks, try it. If you do it, this could be your afternoon! Of course, these two ladies are mine. But ones of this caliber.
Having said that, I've decided that the world needs more baby/toddler personal ads. I mean, it's not like we're looking for romantic involvements, just friends to play toys & sing songs with, really. I came up with a few. Tell me what you think!
"ADORABLE WAVY HAIRED TODDLER looking for someone to share a good board book with. Must have hair and be on solid foods. Those still on formula need not respond."
"FUN! FUN! FUN! LIKE PLAYGROUPS? If you're eight months or older and sitting up, join us Saturdays on my living room floor. My toys are umatched by any other baby, hands down. I provide the milk, you bring the snacks and we'll call it an afternoon."
"YOU WERE SITTING IN YOUR MOMMY'S LAP. We were at Dr. Maniar's office on Eagle Rock. I was the hazel-eyed boy in the tie-dye. You tried to stick your fingers in my mouth. I bit you with my four teeth and you didn't cry. Let's meet up again sometime."
"HATE NAPS? ME TOO!! Let's play in our cribs together while our mommies think we're sleeping. I've got awesome crib toys and my mobile is bright and stimulating. Call me!
Seriously, folks, try it. If you do it, this could be your afternoon! Of course, these two ladies are mine. But ones of this caliber.
# posted by The Joodles : 2:25 PM
Subscribe to Comments [Atom]
