the life of baby jude

Last night, I enjoyed a delicious piece of pizza!! I mostly ate the crust, but man was it a good. I mean, everyone loves pizza and lest we forget, I'm half Italian. I even ate some pieces of sausage from Mommy's slice (saus-EEGE for all my goombas out there). It was delicious, although I don't think Mommy wants to make pork prodcuts a steady part of my diet just yet. But someday, ahhh, someday, I'll enjoy it with some peppers & onions on a nice roll and make my Grandpa Robo proud! I'm really starting to get into all types of exciting new foods. I'm pretty darn tired of that swill in a jar M&D have been giving me for months. Organic or not, I'm over it. Boring! Plus (and this is the most important part), I can't really feed it to myself. What I am supposed to do, just sit there with my mouth open while M&D shove food into my mouth, like I'm some kind of trained monkey?? HA! I think not! This baby is INDEPENDENT! Give me pizza, give me crackers, give me cereals of all kinds! I'm ready! Crap, I really need teeth. Or even just *a* tooth would be nice.

It would also be nice if I could eat in peace every now & again, without a flash in my eye.