31 August 2007
I'm No Circus Monkey
Geeeeeez, Louise! You say one cute thing and suddenly you have to say it over and over again on camera? Jude don't play that game! OK, let me give a little backstory: while I was with Meema last week, she taught me the word, "delicious." Mama & Gaga had no idea I knew this word, or it's proper usage. Last night, I took a sip of Mama's beverage, made a funny face and then said, "Ohhhhhh, delicious!" in my cutest toddler voice. You should've seen the looks on their faces! They thought it was hysterical! Of course, my mother went straight to the camera so she could record me saying it. HA! She always seems to forget that I don't pose and I don't perform. Come on, they already have scads of pictures of me in the buff dancing, I have to keep *some* pride. So Mama kept forcing the drink on me and just to show her who's boss, not only did I totally ignore her and talk about other things, but when I finally did take a sip, I made a very dramatic face as if Mama had given me poison. See for yourself! Listen closely, though, I do say the magic word once and only once. I thought perhaps if would make her leave me alone. Sadly for everyone, it did not.
What was in that drink ?? You look like you sat on a bumblebee? And tell mama to leave you alone when you are trying to speak and she wants you to drink. What does she think you are?? A ventriloquist ???
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